- "We'd Have a Riot Doing Heroin" - 1:56
- "This Place Sucks" - 0:40
- "Tulu Is a Wimp" - 0:58
- "I Want Cunt" - 0:21
- "Monster Zero" - 2:00
- "You're Tripping" - 1:37
- "I Live This Life" - 1:43
- "Tamara's a Punk" - 1:40
- "Mirage" (Tommy James and the Shondells cover) - 2:45
- "No Tit" - 1:26
- "Blabbermouth" - 1:03
- "I Can't Stand You" - 1:13
- "Hi Mom, It's Me" - 0:45
- "Granola Head" - 1:56
- "Noodlebrain" - 2:44
- "My Old Man's a Fatso" (Angry Samoans cover) - 1:17
- "Fuck You" - 0:54
- "I'm Not a Mongo Anymore" - 1:18
- "I Will Be With You" (Mr. T Experience cover) - 1:45
- "Kill That Girl" (The Ramones cover) - 2:10
- "Kicked Out of the Weboloes" - 0:57
- "I Hate Everything" - 1:14
- "Teenage Bonehead" - 2:06
- "Love Love Love" - 2:30
- "Another Girl" - 1:40
- "I Only Drink Bud" - 1:55
- "Punk Rock Girls" - 2:52
- "Ursula Finally Has Tits" - 2:25
- "I Like Young Girls" - 1:39
- "Nothing to Do" - 1:07
- "Fuck the World" - 3:37