Flight of the Wounded Locust is a 7-inch EP by American noise rock band The Locust. It was released in 2001 on Gold Standard Laboratories. Flight of the Wounded Locust was also the band's final recording as a five-piece (after which drummer David Astor left and was replaced by then-guitarist Gabe Serbian).
The EP was released on 7-inch clear vinyl, CD, and as a limited edition box set with four 7-inch records, all shaped like puzzle pieces and colored differently. The CD and 4×7″ versions of the EP contain five bonus tracks released on a split 7-inch with Arab on Radar.
- "Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe" – 0:50
- "Turning Your Merchandise into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs" – 0:37
- "Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine" – 0:43
- "Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby" – 0:43
- "Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia" – 1:06
- "Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed" – 0:42
- "Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case" – 0:34
- "This Is Radio Surgery" – 0:41
- "Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition" – 0:45
- "Sever the Toes" – 0:52
- "Flight of the Wounded Locust" – 2:36