Don't Just Lie There, Say Something! is a 1974 British comedy film directed by Bob Kellett and starring Brian Rix, Leslie Phillips, Joan Sims and Joanna Lumley.[1] It was based on the Whitehall farce of the same title written by Michael Pertwee, who also wrote the screenplay. A government minister and his best friend take action in parliament against permissive behaviour in the United Kingdom.
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| Directed by | Bob Kellett |
| Written by | Michael Pertwee |
| Produced by | Andrew Mitchell |
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| Cinematography | Jack Atcheler |
| Edited by | Al Gell |
| Music by | Peter Greenwell |
Production company | Comocroft Limited |
| Distributed by | The Rank Organisation (UK) |
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Running time | 97 minutes |
| Country | United Kingdom |
| Language | English |
Plot summary
editSir William Mainwaring-Brown, a British Government Minister, puts forward a parliamentary Bill to battle "filth" (permissive behaviour) in the UK. However, that does not stop him having an affair with Wendy, the wife of a high-up reporter, as well as planning a one-night-stand with his secretary Miss Parkyn. Opponents of the Bill, mainly some hippies, led by Johnny, decide to kidnap the Minister's best friend and co-sponsor of the Bill, Barry Ovis, just as he is on the way to the church to marry his fiancée, Jean.
The intention is to discredit Barry Ovis by making it appear that he was involved in an orgy, thus removing any credibility that the Law and Order Bill might have had. Following a tip-off by Edith, one of the conspirators, the police raid the hippies' flat. Barry escapes before the police discover him and dashes back to Sir William's flat, followed by Edith.
Meanwhile, the Minister is also trying to use the flat to carry on his seduction of Miss Parkyn, only for Wendy to also appear by surprise. The Minister, Barry and Jean try to keep the truth from Inspector Ruff, who is searching for the missing Ovis, Wilfred Potts (an elderly anti-sleaze MP, who is staying temporarily in the adjoining flat) and Birdie (the Minister's wife). Not only that, but they have to try to deal with the hippies who do their utmost to discredit Mainwaring-Brown and Ovis. Naturally this causes no end of trouble.
Cast
edit- Brian Rix as Barry Ovis
- Leslie Phillips as Sir William Mainwaring-Brown
- Joan Sims as Lady "Birdie" Mainwaring-Brown
- Joanna Lumley as Giselle Parkyn
- Derek Royle as Wilfred Potts
- Myra Frances as Jean
- Katy Manning as Damina
- Peter Bland as Inspector Ruff
- Anita Graham as Wendy
- Barrie Gosney as police sergeant
- Derek Griffiths as Johnny
- Corbet Woodall as TV newsreader
- David Battley as country yokel
- Gabrielle Daye as elderly lady
- Diane Langton as Angie
- Aubrey Woods as TV chairman
Critical reception
editThe Monthly Film Bulletin wrote: "As a film, Don't Just Lie There is so unexceptionally mediocre as to be beneath constructive comment: a straight, dead celluloid rendering of the stage play, seventy-five percent of which has been shot in a single, three-room set. Brian Rix and Leslie Phillips project their decades-old personae, and the script manages with like somegenius to strike not a single underivative note as it treads through all the standard, degrading gags about falling trousers and rampant desire. The latter, of course, is never consummated – Phillips, middle-aged roué, apparently a great success with the ladies, runs in blind terror to his deodorants when his conquest begins to undress. It is only too ironic that writer Michael Pertwee should have chosen – in a vain and wholly misdirected attempt at topical allusion – to make his farce-hypocrites into politicians running a campaign against pornography. The pornographer, in Lawrence's phrase, does dirt on sex; the writer of dirty comedies, in his own way, does much the same thing."[2]
Halliwell's Film Guide wrote: "stupefying from-the-stalls rendering of a successful stage farce; in this form it simply doesn't work".[3]
Radio Times stated that the film "reduces the precise timing of the double entendres, the bedroom entrances and exits and the dropped-trouser misunderstandings to the level of clumsy contrivance, which not even the slickest of players can redeem".[4]
Television spin-off
editThe film was spun off into a sitcom, Men of Affairs, for ITV. The Leslie Phillips role went to Warren Mitchell.[5]
See also
editReferences
edit- ^ "Don't Just Lie There, Say Something!". British Film Institute Collections Search. Retrieved 6 January 2024.
- ^ "Don't Just Lie There, Say Something!". The Monthly Film Bulletin. 41 (480): 96. 1 January 1974 – via ProQuest.
- ^ Halliwell's Film Guide, 13th edition – ISBN 0-00-638868-X.
- ^ Parkinson, David. "Don't Just Lie There, Say Something!". Radio Times. Retrieved 25 April 2015.
- ^ "Men of Affairs (ITV 1973-1974, Warren Mitchell, Brian Rix)". Memorable TV. 29 January 2017.