This user drinks coffee.
This user pumps their own gas.
This user feels that most of "life after death" bears an intriguing resemblance to compost.
This user acknowledges that John F. Kennedy was martyred at the hands of the CIA, and trusts the Warren Commission as far as it might be thrown.
PLThis user is not pro-life.
This user does not support the troops in Iraq.
This user supports the right of all people to resist occupation, colonialism and imperialism by any means necessary.
This user supports the legalisation of voluntary euthanasia.
This user supports labor/workers' rights.
HarvThis user believes that the law should only be practiced by avian/mammal hybrids.
This user supports trans rights.
This user is an advocate of open research and open access.
This user is opposed to
political censorship.
This user supports defunding and demilitarizing the United States Armed Forces.


The Lost Cause, by Henry Mosler, 1868.
This user is ardently opposed to the glorification of the so-called Lost Cause of the Confederacy.
ATHFThis user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G.
This user loves films by
David Lynch.
Our crew is replaceable.
Your package isn't.
ABEThis user is not a communist! They may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but they are not a porn star!
This user watched c-beams glitter in the dark near
the Tannhäuser Gate


This user recognizes the US as a terrorist state
This user believes the state of West Virginia is in the Southern United States.
SEINYada, Yada, Yada, this user is a fan of Seinfeld.