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♂This user is male.
32YThis Wikipedian was born on 11 May 1992 and is 32 years, 6 months, and 12 days old.
teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype.
This user is opposed to online censorship.*
"No smoking" sign with text This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.
This user supports the
Liberal Democrats.
This user is Pro-Choice.
BM This user is repulsed by most forms of body modification.
ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
This user provides information using userboxes to contact other Wikipedians with similar interests.
:-]This user is polite.
This user loves deadlines. They love the whooshing sound they make as they go by.
they
he or she
This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.
. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
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This user likes banging on the keyboard.
nonThis user is full of non sequiturs.
Fix my saxophone!
This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.
This user enjoys a varied sex life.

(Alternating between hands constitutes varied, right?)

egoThis user is a deluded egomaniac.
This user is a ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.
This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately.
This user is heterosexual.
This user is not gay, but supports gay people.
This user is straight, but totally sympathizes with lesbians!
This user can't wait to get to heaven to see the stripper factories and beer volcanoes.ʰ
EACThis user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. Booga booga!
This user is a member of the
Cult of Jimbo
This user is a modern follower of Bushido.
This user enjoys singing.
This user just sank your battleship.
This user recently discovered how to use userboxes.
Too many userboxesThis user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!
This user would like to refer to themselves in the first person but is just too damn tired.
This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.
Wikipedia is not censored.
This user sometimes or always feels useless on wikipedia.
wiki-2This user is an intermediate Wikipedia editor.
This user enjoys
heavy metal music.
MAThis user has an account on Metal-Archives.
This user knows advanced
music theory.
This user knows that Christian rock doesn't make Christianity any better, but makes rock and roll worse.
This user enjoys
metalcore and/or hardcore music.
This user advocates the use of more cowbell.
This user has an iPod.
AiCThis user is the man in the box.
A7XThis user likes the band Avenged Sevenfold.
CC This user was eaten back to life.
No img till further notice, sryThis user wants everyone to know that Coheed & Cambria is not emo and everyone should make sure they are never classified as emo.
GDThis user is a fan of GREEN DAY.
This user is the Keeper of The Seven Keys.
IThis user is a fan of Incubus.
In FlamesThis user is a fan of the band In Flames.
This user is an Ed Head.
KoЯnThis user is Rotting in Vain.
MThis user is a die-hard fan of Megadeth.
MAThis user is a fan of Morbid Angel.
MCRThis user does not like My Chemical Romance.
NIИ  This user is closer to God.
NThis is how this user reminds Chad Kroeger of what he really is.
SThis user is a fan of Slayer.
This user does not smoke.
This user is interested in politics.
This user strongly opposes Dubya and Daddy Bush.
This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
WLM This user uses Windows Live Messenger and their username is ...you didn't think I'd honestly put it on here, did you?.
This user uses MSN Hotmail as a primary email service.
User:The Raven's Apprentice/Userboxes/User MS WindowVista
This user contributes to the
Internet Movie Database.
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
GAMEThis user plays "the Game".
You just lost The Game.
This user plays the Metroid series.
This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.
This user plays games in the Super Mario series.
cvg-3This user is an advanced gamer.
(-o-) This user plays the Pokémon RPGs and other related video games.
fan-3This user thinks that Final Fantasy is the best video game series ever established.
This user prefers the DS Lite over the Original DS
This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PlayStation Portable.
APBRThis user plays [[Final Fantasy VII]].
fan-2 This user loves the Metal Gear Solid video game series.
This user is addicted to playing the Final Fantasy series.
This user is a Guitar Hero, which is way more impressive than real guitar.
FE This user plays games in the
Fire Emblem series.
47This user plays the Hitman video game series.
User:MysteriousBob/KOF
This user plays the Metroid Prime series.
(-o-) This user plays the Pokémon RPGs and other related video games.
REThis user plays Resident Evil.
SHThis user plays Silent Hill.
This user thinks the best Smash Bros. character is Samus.
iron fist This user is a Tekken player
SC
This user plays Soul Blade and the Soul Calibur series.


VFThis user plays the Virtua Fighter series.


cvg-3This user is an advanced gamer.
BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.
The digit "3" in the International Code of Signals
BThis user is a fan of black or dark comedy.
TThis user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.
БОРАТThis user is a fan of Borat.
This user is a Monty Python fan.
This user is a foe of the False Emperor of Mankind
This user prefers pepperoni pizza.
This user largely subsists on cold leftover pizza and credits this diet for their health & success in life.
This user is a firm believer in the proposition that cold pizza and stale potato chips qualify as brain food.
This user prefers eating pizza with mucho extra spiciness.
This user scarfs down burgers by the metric ton.
This user eats sufficient quantities of Hot Dogs to positively qualify as an Honorary Hot Dog in their own right.
This user eats cheese.
This user eats chili.
This user would likely die without eating the occasional curry.
This user loves to eat fries, or chips.
This user eats potato chips.
This user likes a little bit of food with their red pepper.
This user is a waffle eater.
This user loves bacon!
This user loves hamburgers.
This user loves döner kebab.
This user loves brownies.
This user eats cookies.
This user eats Peanut Butter Cookies.
C2H5OH-0This user is a non-drinker.
This user doesn't drink, and has a healthy liver to show for it.
Beer respects me.
Any beer is better than Foster's.
This user eats at Burger King.
This user likes any type of pizza so long as it comes in pairs along with a little Roman guy exclaiming "Pizza! Pizza!".
This user bleeds hot chocolate.
Dr PepperThis user drinks Dr Pepper.
ginger aleThis user drinks ginger ale.
This user prefers Coca-Cola over Pepsi.
This user eats at SUBWAY and eats fresh.
SKThis user enjoys the works of Stephen King.
This user reads the horror works of the master H. P. Lovecraft.
CthulhuThis user is interested in the Great Old One.
RThis user is a cross between a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin, so watch out, punkS
This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.
LOTR This user loves The Lord of the Rings book series and film trilogy, but not the 1978 animated film.
Chuck NorrisThis user hasn't been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. Not yet...
This user likes Horror Movies.
"Surely this user can't be serious?"
This user is in a glass case of emotion.
FCThis user does not talk about Fight Club.
OBefore this user dies, they will see the Ring.
Sin CityThis user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you can find anything...
300Tonight this user dines in hell!
DDThey made this user do it.
MatrixThis user took the red pill, not the blue pill.
This user knows
"...there is no spoon".
machThis user watches machinima.
PALThis user's television receives PAL/PAL-variant transmissions, or lives in a region where they are broadcast.
fan-3 This user wholeheartedly believes that Neon Genesis Evangelion is the greatest television program in the history of the world and parts beyond.
Scrubs This user's inner monologue is tired of being called a girl's name.
This user is The Stig.
ABEThis user is not a communist! They may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but they are not a porn star!
AntsThis user, for one, welcomes our new Insect Overlords.
PHILIP J. FRYThis user is his own grandfather.
This user is not afraid of the Evil Monkey.
FOPThis user is a fan of The Fairly OddParents.
SPThis user killed Kenny. This user is a bastard.
This user has a
cunning plan, my lord.
FrasierHello caller, this user is a fan of Frasier. I'm listening...
The Mighty BooshThis user goes on a journey through time and space, to the world of The Mighty Boosh!
8.4This user is Numberwang!
8/108 out of 10 cats said, "This user is brilliant."
QIThis user is Quite Interesting.
¡This user knows the Chewbacca Defense and is not afraid to use it!
Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
This user is interested in religion as a sociological and psychological phenomenon.
athThis user is an atheist.
This user is an atheist.
This user believes the world would be a happier, safer and saner place without religion.
This user believes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is as likely as creationism.
This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.
inf This user is an infidel.
This user is interested in
The Sith Order.
If only you knew the power
of the Dark Side.
CthulhuThis user is interested in the Great Old One.
C&HThis user reads Calvin and Hobbes.
The Far SideThis user reads The Far Side.
This user reads Dark Horse Comics .
This user is a fan of the Batman.
This user wonders who is watching the Watchmen
💀 This user is a certified Punisher fan!
8-Bit"I like Swords!"
"Welcome to Corneria."
teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype.
goon This user enjoys the Something Awful Forums.
For those obsessed with humor and parody, Kung Foo also has a user page on Uncyclopedia.
This user is a member of the WikiProject Television Lost task force.
FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
^_~This user is a definite fan of manga.
アニメ
sub
This user prefers to watch
their anime subbed.
~_~This user is a definite fan of anime.
デス
ノート
This user has a Death Note and writes in names of Wikipedia vandals.
死神This user is a Soul Reaper.
nin-3This user is a Jōnin.
GITSThis user's cyberbrain was hacked.
Section
9
This user is a member of
Public Security Section 9.
This user is a Leaf Villager.
HThis user is a member of the Hellsing Organization.
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SIGN
This user can't log out of The World.
ROCKThis person favours Rockman.EXE as his/her NetNavi
NGE This user found themselves in Neon Genesis Evangelion.
EVA-01This user's favorite Evangelion is Shinji Ikari's Unit-01.
EvaThis user is an
Evangelion pilot.
This user demands you
respect my authoritah!