This user doesn't like talking about himself that much, and thinks that an avalanche of brightly coloured userboxes will tell you all you need to know:

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
fr-2Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français.
es-1Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.
ru-1Этот участник владеет русским языком на начальном уровне.
de-1Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.
...This user would like to know all existing languages.
Cyrl-5
Д
This user has full understanding of the Cyrillic script.
Grek-5
Ω
This user has full understanding of the Greek alphabet.

This user is interested in the
history of Europe.
This user is interested in linguistics.
This user is interested in psychology.
This user is interested in flags and emblems.
This user is interested in geopolitics.
UKThis user uses British English.
…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.
if & whetherThis user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly.
This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
"..!"This user believes that punctuation should always come on the inside of quotation marks.
This user thinks good grammar is sexy.
This user can solve a Rubik's Cube without cheating.
This user enjoys chess.
This user kicks butt at Tetris.
This user knows how to prove that the square root of two is irrational.
This user is car-free.
SThis user is a fan of surreal comedy.
GThis user will use Google before asking dumb questions.
PThis user is a pescetarian.
SB This user likes Starbucks.
choirThis user sings in a choir.
This user knows advanced
music theory.
This user has a Music degree.
This user has relative pitch.
JThis user loves their
Coat Of Many Colors.
Don't worry, Pluto, I'm not a planet either.
This user plays Badminton.
QPRThis user supports Queens Park Rangers F.C..
Come on you Rs!
.
This user enjoys reading poetry.
This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.
This user supports the use of nuclear energy.
This user is anti-abortion and pro-choice.
This user believes the use of alarmist tactics by the Green Movement has obstructed the fulfillment of its original goals.
This user knows that genetically modified food has saved over a billion lives, and that all agriculture is "genetic modification", what we do today is just faster.
This user believes in the separation of church and state.
This user is proud to be a European.
This user loves to walk by the moon.
This User is excessively addicted to Wikipedia.
ENDThis user has no more userboxes.