The Royal Theatre is the third studio album by Scottish group Ballboy, released in 2004.

The Royal Theatre
Studio album by
Released2004
GenreIndie
LabelSL Records
Ballboy chronology
The Sash My Father Wore and Other Stories The Royal Theatre I Worked on the Ships

Track listing

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  1. "Let's Fall in Love and Run Away From Here"
  2. "I Don't Have Time to Stand Here With You Fighting About the Size of My Dick"
  3. "The Art of Kissing"
  4. "There Are Only Inches Between Us, But There Might As Well Be Mountains and Trees"
  5. "We Are Past Our Dancing Days"
  6. "I Died For Love"
  7. "The Time Out Guide"
  8. "The Ghosts of New Orleans"
  9. "Shallow Footprints in the Snow"
  10. "Now You Can Be Good to Yourself At Home"