Conversations with Inanimate Objects

Conversations with Inanimate Objects is the debut album by American comedian Gary Gulman, released on New Wave Entertainment in 2005. The album contains twelve tracks. It was reissued on New Wave Dynamics in 2013.

Conversations with Inanimate Objects
Studio album by Gary Gulman
Released	October 28, 2005
Genre	Stand-up comedy
Length	52:03
Label	New Wave Entertainment New Wave Dynamics (reissue)

Track listing

No.	Title	Length
1.	"I Feel Terrific!"	2:00
2.	"The Milkman"	2:27
3.	"My Old Old Man"	2:29
4.	"Elementary School"	3:19
5.	"Waking Up For Work"	5:59
6.	"Driving With Mom"	1:48
7.	"Inventions (The Pill)"	7:53
8.	"Be Aggressive!"	2:00
9.	"Prison Joke"	3:07
10.	"The Walrus"	2:15
11.	"Grapefruits of Wrath"	5:24
12.	"The Hierarchy of Cookies"	13:22
Total length:		52:03

2013 reissue track listing

No.	Title	Length
1.	"I Feel Terrific"	2:00
2.	"Milkman"	2:26
3.	"Old Dad"	2:29
4.	"Elementary School"	3:18
5.	"Alarm Clock"	5:59
6.	"Mom Speedometer"	1:48
7.	"Candle Snuffer, the Pill"	7:52
8.	"Sports"	2:00
9.	"Prison"	3:07
10.	"Walrus"	2:14
11.	"Grape vs. Grapefruit (2004)"	5:23
12.	"The Hierarchy of Cookies"	13:22
Total length:		51:58